H: I really want to order Chinese food from Asian Spice but they don't do pork.
Me: What?! What kind of Chinese food place doesn't do pork in their food?
H: I think it's a religious thing.
Me: So what, like... Kosher Chinese food? Does that even exist?
H: I have no idea.
Me: Ummm.. What would you even call that? Jewnese? ChiJew? *pause* ...ChiJew. That sounds better than Jewnese.