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Friday, July 29, 2011

Overheard: On Chinese Food.

H: I really want to order Chinese food from Asian Spice but they don't do pork.
Me: What?! What kind of Chinese food place doesn't do pork in their food?
H: I think it's a religious thing.
Me: So what, like... Kosher Chinese food? Does that even exist?
H: I have no idea.
Me: Ummm.. What would you even call that? Jewnese? ChiJew? *pause* ...ChiJew. That sounds better than Jewnese.


  1. Isn't it an unofficial rule that Chinese places have to have pork? That's just wrong. I think you should go for Koshinese.

  2. Apparently its a muslim owned Chinese place, so it'd be halalinese, I guess! Lol!

  3. And I agree! No sweet and sour pork or pork fried rice is criminal in my opinion. Pig is a tasty, tasty animal.