Jake, sitting awkwardly astraddle my legs, grabbing the pull strings on my hoodie and bouncing on me: "Giddy up, horsie!"
Me: "Nooooo. You've exhausted me. Mommy is tired."
Jake: "But, I am the cowboy. And you are the horsie.
The ooooooold horsie."
Me: "You say the nicest things. That's a definite "No"."