Jake (showing me the crust of his pizza): See Mommy! I ate it all!
Me: That's great buddy!
Jake: No! You're supposed to say "Holy Shit!"
Me: Uuuuhhhh...... Well... Buddy, you really shouldn't say that word. Neither should Mommy, apparently...
Jake: Or "Holy Jesus!"
Me: Uhhhmmm... Well, how about "Holy Cow!" or "Oh my goodness!"?
Jake: HOLY COW!!!
(In my defense, last night he plowed through three slices of Hawaiian pizza without batting an eyelash. I was shocked to say the least. Still, I obviously need to watch my P's and Q's around little mister mimic.)