Jake: Mommy, can we go outside if we wear sweaters?
Me: No, not today buddy It's an inside day. it's stormy outside.
Jake: It's not stormy! I don't see any lightening, or hear thunder! (:O Cheeky bugger!)
Me: Nope, It's a wind storm. you'd blow away into the sky like a kite! Aaaaah! *pretends her hand is him flying into the sky.*
Jake: *looks at me for a minute, shocked. Then smiles and shakes his head.* No mommy, you're just joking me.
Me: A little bit, buddy. you could get knocked on your bum though.