Linds, while making an attempt at a Hallowe'en costume princess hat, to my Hubby, as I place the hat on my head: "Hey baby, how do you think I could attach this hat to this headband?"
Hubby: *Pauses "Cover Me Canada", turns around and looks at me. There is this bizarre expression on his face and complete silence... You can hear crickets chirping.*
Linds: "I look retarded in this, don't I?"
Hubby: Trying to cover a huge grin with his hand. "No honey, Not at all."
Linds: "You're an absolutely terrible liar.
I love you.
*pause* I'm so not putting this crap on my head."