Jake: Mommy, can you tell me a story?
Me: Sure buddy.
Jake: About dinosaurs!
Me: Okay... Once upon a time, there was a dinosaur and his name waaaaaas?
Jake: T-Rex Buddy!
Me: Sure, T-Rex Buddy. And he had a friend named Jakeasaurus!
Jake: !!!!!! *wordless twirl of excitement on my bed!*
Me: And T-Rex Buddy and Jakeasaurus liked to eaaaaattt?
Jake: MEAT! AND BAD GUYS! CARRION! THEY ARE CARNIVORES!
Me: Yep, meat. Aaaaand they also liked to eat?
Me: What colour was T Rex Buddy?
Jake: Black, with red, here, (indicates his sides) *Then he collapses bonelessly on my bed*
Me: And what colour was Jakeasaurus?
Jake: *tongue sticking out the side of his mouth* Dead!
Me: Dead is not a colour, honey. It's a state of being.
Jake: Oh. Okay.